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Sep 27, 2014

How to turn your truck into a phallic symbol

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Jul 14, 2014

Pick me up

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I ran the Applied Logic Laboratory in my previous life, a research center at the University of Amsterdam (NL).

I live in Portugal with my partner Chang. You can ask me anything here
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