Average time of reading a Shakespeare sonnet: 3 minutes.
And, along those lines (you know us)...
Average length of the human penis: The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (i.e., most penises are below average in size).
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| Seamus, who looks like a penis, but was not strapped to the roof of the station wagon |
Now we still don't know the average size, but imagine that we were having a phone conversation with a tele-marketeer who is selling penis-enhancers, say. You ask a direct question. Like: "You think my penis is too small?" Would you expect a direct answer? No, you are so much used to the decline of our civilization, you are completely accepting of the answer:"The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (i.e., most penises are below average in size)" and you buy the penis-enhancer from Beate Uhse instead. That link didn't break, right? By the way, it's indicative of the Tea Party that its members don't think asides about tele-marketeers are funny.
Update, update:
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| Your dong as a life-style issue |
Stay tuned.
