We went to St. Raphael with our Korean friends, and your reporter was just thinking...
...the revocation of NET NEUTRALITY (providers allowed to prioritize certain sites to the disadvantage of other sites), as voted by some FCC panel along party lines...
...we should nail this to the door of the White House like Martin Luther nailed his theses to the door of the Wittenberg Cathedral...
...I'm thinking of this three-step plan:
(1) make sure the issue gets identified with TRUMP, TRUMP, & NOTHING BUT TRUMP...
...Democrats should get out now and talk about nothing else...TRUMP AND NET NEUTRALITY, DESTROYED, KILLED, SLAUGHTERED...
...no more net neutrality, it's NET PARTIALITY now...
...or use a better, catchier term, if you find one.
How about "Slaughtered Net Neutrality"?
Well, you say.
SLAUGHTERED NET NEUTRALITY, meaning the page doesn't load in time.
Don't really fight the issue, let Trump prevail.
This is where Machiavelli comes in...
... just make sure the issue is irrevocably nailed to Trump, like Luther was nailed to the cross...(I'm somehow messed-up here)...
...Trump means SLAUGHTERED NET NEUTRALITY...
...or find a better term.
(2) The minute the ruling comes into force...
...make sure you've got your situation room in shape, with your ears on the ground, and in particular in Texas's 23rd district...
...a swing district, which borders conveniently on Mexico...
...where Aunt Augusta is in despair...
...for her Bible Group dinner will surely fail...
...because the new meatloaf recipe won't load in time.
Or in Washington State's 8th District, another swing district...
...which borders on Amazon, Microsoft, and Starbucks.
The first ten cases of internet delay need to be true...
...and well-documented.
After that it doesn't matter...
...the internet is always too slow, right?
So, it's always TRUMP'S FAULT...
...ALWAYS.
And the internet is a universal issue, everybody's touched by it, everybody is a victim...
...a VICTIM OF TRUMP.
(3) Do him in, the fucker, first in 2018, and then in 2020.
(This last picture is actually of today's excursion, which was to St. Paul de Vence and its cemetery, with the tomb of Marc Chagall (second from left). We couldn't find the tomb of James Baldwin, who lived here during the last 17 years of his life.)
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Love love love those photos out in the open, the beautiful nature! ^_^
How about "Internet Slaves on the Auction Block"?
Thank you guys for your comments. Cool!
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