Michael Ampersant

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Welcome to this blog...

Many Thanks to all of you who visit this blog regularly...the publication platform for my writing.

I ran the Applied Logic Laboratory in my previous life, a research center at the University of Amsterdam (NL).

I live in Portugal with my partner Chang. You can ask me anything here
For a bit more about the history of this blog and its curious name, go here

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New release:

The Fountain of Geneva

Ever wondered about the Fountain of Geneva, the world's principle liquid monument? Michael has the answers you need, now available as a quick read on Amazon:

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Green Eyes

The Lambda Literary Award finalist

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The sequel to the Green Eyes---available now

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GAY FLASH FICTION
the webzine for gay-themed flash stories

The meaning of π

In Carl Sagan’s novel Contact , Jodie Foster’s character, Ellie---Jodie Foster played Ellie in the movie adaptation (1997)---is looking for ...
A cheap motel for intercourse with a near stranger --- This is heaven --- fragment

Our friend Glenn sends this picture... Question: wouldn't "intercourse with a perfect stranger" be much funnier? ....
Ugly music -- or: What Looks Like an Avant-garde Work of Art

We have been at this for a while. Here, for example, in a blog post from 2011: "Let me explain." That was the post , ...
The fountain of Geneva (5) --- "Infinite Jest"

John and Alex, our friends from the Green Eyes , are being told the back story of the Fountain of Geneva, the most phallic object on th...
Green Eyes --- Chapter 25: The hitchhiker's guide to gay sex

Previously --- well, basically we fell in love with Alex. That's actually the most important thing. But other events interfere, and th...
Capricorn (Jezza Smilez)

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The Rolling Stones in the Waldbühne in Berlin

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Gallery (5) (Pedro Palanca)

"Drinking men," Pedro Palanca (We asked Pedro about the year of the painting, and the title, and he wrote back: " Oh ...
"ALLE REDEN VOM WETTER, WIR NICHT"...

... was the title of a famous poster by the German Bundesbahn in the winter of 1967, pointing out that their trains would wo...

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A Republic of the Sensitive: E.M. Forster on the Personal and Political Power of Empaths and the Relationship Between Creativity and Democracy
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The Trump Campaign Distances Itself from Tony Hinchcliffe’s Joke About Puerto Rico Because It Was Not Actually a Joke
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Riverdale Avenue Books Blog

Cult Classic Fantasy Novel The Only Criminal by Tim Lucas Published After 25 Years
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A Quick Objection to the Modal Ontological Argument
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ROMA Y LA DIVERSIDAD SEXUAL.
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J-J-JULY??!!!
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Ugly music -- or: What Looks Like an Avant-garde Work of Art
The Billy Lee Pontificator

STUPID US
Homodesiribus
GAY FLASH FICTION

Early January, Outer Sunset – by Chuck Teixeira
Writer Beware®: The Blog

Publishing Contracts 101: Beware Internal Contradications
Reviews by Amos Lassen

“DAYS” — The Need for Reciprocity
Hollywood Hates Me

Seriously, though, what was up with all the monkeys?
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Calls for Submissions – Lambda Literary

Submit Poems to the LGBTQ+ Permeable Poetry Hotline
Takedown Portraits

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Slate Star Codex

Introducing Astral Codex Ten
Profound Gaiety

SEO: Google And Link Building
Out Magazine - Out100 2019

See All the Names on the 2019 Out100 List Here
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Joy of Museums

“Self Portrait with Felt Hat” by Vincent van Gogh
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Cosa è Andato al Prada Doppio Club di Miami
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Recent Kudos and Honors
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Getty Museum Art Books (for free download)
Ufunk (totally cool pictures)
Google Art Project (zoom in on great art from 17 musea)
Flight Radar (dynamic map of airplanes flying above Europe, with altitude, destination, flight path, etc, just click on the plane)
Bandwithplace (for a sturdy internet speed test)
NASA Astronomy picture of the day
Fake Trump Tweets (for your own fake news)

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