(1) Twitter didn't even exist when Monica Lewinsky was comforting Bill Clinton
in the off-room of the Oval Office;
(2) That was 25 years ago;
(3) And now what? How to stay afloat 25 years later?
(4) Study physics and outdo Einstein?
(5) Or...
(6) Well, while you are studying physics, we study expressions such as:
(7) "Yesterday"...
(8) "All my troubles seemed so far away" (Beatles)
(9)
"On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my head..."
(Eagles)
(10) Not quite, instead:
(11) "i [sic] hadn't driven on a highway i [sic] hadn't driven on in years"...
(12) ...and then, of course: "My dark decade"...
(12a) ("dark" (?) -- don't they have electricity in the Oval Office?):
(13) Note the subtle tiptoeing around her own gender ("(she/her)"), as if she would be in doubt herself;
(14) We are so politically-incorrect here, it's intentional
terrible intentional
terrible...
(15) But we do this because 50% or more of all Twitter posts are like this: undiluted self-promotion of has-beens and non-entities.
(16) We know, we know, we are one of them.
