Yes, we know, it won’t happen, it’s unimaginable--in the same way that his win over Hillary was unimaginable...
...but wouldn’t it be nice if you were singing under the shower and come up with a space opera along these lines...
...Twitter closes his account 6 minutes after Biden is sworn in...
...Trump arrives at the airport, but the Deutsche Bank has already impounded his Boeing 757, whose front wheel is now chained to one of these cannon balls they used to use for chain gangs...
...he's led with his Ivanka-soaked family to some VIP lounge for shelter, but can't get in because his credit card no longer works and the black reception girl behind the counter hates Q-Anon...
...a "situation" develops under the Klieg lights from the cell phones of some other VIPs waiting patiently in line and anticipating that he’ll finally loses his temper in public...
...which he does...
...Trump loses it, he really loses it...
...for the first time in public...
...no more coding, no more “good people on both sides”; no more birth certificates, no more “bad hombres”...
...no, the N-word exits his fish-snout, irrevocably and irredeemably...
...and the black reception girl behind the VIP-lounge counter that hates Q-Anon...
...she dials the Black Panthers unit at the DCPD to have n° 45 arrested for Blatant Racism...
...and The Donald is shackled and perp-walked through the main hall of Ronald Reagan National Airport...
...while his Irina-soaked family is frantically dialling all their friends with influence and heft and help out with one of these Lear Jets that are programmed to fly only to West Palm Beach Airport, but nobody answers...
...to be continued...
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