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Here, fresh from The Onion:

GLEN FALLS, NY—--Revealing that her lousy peers’ advice had been invaluable, aspiring novelist Alicia Duncan confirmed Tuesday that the writer’s retreat she’s attending provides a great opportunity to receive critical feedback from other nobodies. “It’s been incredible to spend the week getting diverse perspectives on my memoir from a bunch of fresh MFA graduates and bored retirees, none of whom have ever been published,” said Duncan, adding that she enjoyed attending daily workshops about how to get a literary agent taught by a college professor whose only published book is about how to get a literary agent. “The $1,500 tuition is pretty steep, but it’s worth it for all the networking I’ve been able to do with people who have no industry connections and cannot help me. Every day we read our work aloud and take turns talking out our asses before sitting in on lectures from people who have barely sold 10,000 copies in their whole careers. They helped me figure out how to make my characters more two-dimensional and the best way to build out my story arc so it’s more convoluted.” Duncan added that she was eager to take all the inane, toothless critiques she’d received and turn them into something unreadable.

Green Eyes: One-liners on line

Cool, folks, cool. A friend alerted us to a link on Meme to our Green Eyes franchise. It has quotes from the two books, like: "That was quick but profound; more profound than a quickie":

There are more quotes. Here, "classical-drama quotes" (we are always about everything): 

"Classical drama depends crucially on people not having cell phones."

Give it a try.

The Lambda Literary Award finalist

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

Quote--unquote -- Rilke's Ghost

More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

Quote--unquote -- Rilke's Ghost

More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

Quote--unquote -- Rilke's Ghost

More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

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More quotes in Michael Ampersant's new novella, Rilke's Ghost

Rilke's Ghost -- "A word journey unlike anything you have ever done."

Another review is in, and it's by the fabled review-veteran Amos Lassen: 

I always look forward to something new from Michael Ampersant because he not only entertains but he provokes us to think. That is what good literature is all about as far as I am concerned. Even in this ghost story, I spent more time thinking about it than I did reading it. In just 23 pages Ampersant opens a whole new world for us.

Amos Lassen

I fell in love with the wit of the prose and the attempts to answer whether this really happened. More than that I can’t say except that we are taken a word journey unlike anything you have ever done. More than that I cannot say without ruining the reading experience. Find a half an hour and lose yourself in this delightful read.

Judge yourself:

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